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Funny Fever Rizz Up Lines

Feeling feverish and fantastic? Doc says laughter’s the best medicine, so let’s cure that chill with some Funny Fever Rizz!

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(Feigns worry) Doc, is it contagious? Because your smile is giving me fever dreams!
I’m feeling a little under the weather, but could you give me a cuddle prescription?
You must be sunshine because you’re raising my temperature!
I think I caught a fever… of the “wanting-to-know-you” variety.
My doctor says I need more electrolytes. Can I borrow a sip of yours?
This cough syrup isn’t doing much. Maybe a distraction like you would be more effective?
I’m sweating like a sinner in church, but at least I look good doing it… thanks to you.
If this fever is contagious, can I spread it to you? Maybe with a little kiss?
Feeling a little foggy… is it the fever, or is it just the way you look at me?
My doctor says I need to take it easy. Maybe you could be easy on over here and keep me company?
This thermometer might be reading high, but it’s got nothing on how hot I find you.
Feeling a little delirious… did I just see the most attractive person ever?
Maybe this fever is a good excuse to stay in pajamas all day… with you, of course.
My doctor says fluids are important. Think I could borrow a sip of your confidence?
This fever’s got me feeling like a wet noodle. Maybe you could be my source of strength?

Romantic Fever Rizz Lines

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You’re hotter than this fever, and twice as contagious. Want to quarantine together?
Maybe I should get sick more often if it means looking at you this much.
Feeling a little feverish, but your presence is the only medicine I need.
They say a fever can make you delirious. Well, I’m delirious about you.
You’re the sunshine that could cure this fever, and brighten my day.
This fever might be bringing me down, but you lift me.
They say chicken soup is good for the soul. But right now, all I’m craving is some of you.
Feeling a little achy, but seeing your smile is the best pain reliever I know.
Maybe this fever is a blessing in disguise. It brought me closer to you.
This thermometer isn’t the only thing getting a reading from your presence.
This fever might be bringing me down, but you brighten my day.
Maybe this sickness is a blessing in disguise. It gave me the chance to meet you.
Feeling a little achy, but the thought of seeing you is the best medicine I know.
They say laughter is the best medicine. Can I hear a joke or two from you, doctor?
This fever’s got me feeling all warm and fuzzy… is it contagious?

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Dirty Fever Rizz Up Lines

Feeling flushed and not from the thermometer? Our Dirty Fever Rizz Lines will turn that temperature up a notch!

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This fever’s got nothing on how hot I find you. Maybe I need a cold shower… with you?
Feeling a little flushed… think it might be more than the fever.
Sweating isn’t the only symptom this fever’s giving me.
This thermometer isn’t the only thing that’s gonna be rising tonight.
Doc says I need rest. Maybe you could help me recover?
This fever’s got nothing on how much I want you. Maybe I need a cold shower… with you definitely in it.
Sweating isn’t the only side effect this fever’s giving me… and you’re the cure.
Taking my temperature might not be the only thing getting checked tonight.
This cough syrup isn’t the only thing thick and syrupy I’m craving.
Feeling a little restless… maybe you could help me relieve some tension?
This fever’s got nothing on how much I want you. Maybe I need a cold shower… with you definitely in it, but not because I’m sweating.
Feeling a little restless… maybe you could help me relieve some tension? (And I don’t mean by taking my temperature.)
Taking my temperature might not be the only thing getting checked tonight. (Just sayin’…)

Fever Rizz Up Lines

You’re so big and strong, you could probably cure this fever with a single hug.
You’re like a human furnace! The perfect cure for this chills-giving fever.
Feeling a little weak… maybe you could be my big, strong cuddle buddy?
They say curves are good for your health. Maybe you can help me heal this fever?
Feeling a little out of sorts… but seeing you improves my outlook.
You’re like a walking furnace! Perfect for warming me up on this feverish night.
Feeling a little achy… maybe I could use a massage from those strong arms of yours?
They say cuddling releases feel-good hormones. Think you could be my personal cuddle therapist?
This fever’s got me feeling small. Maybe you could hold me and make me feel safe?
You radiate so much warmth, it’s like having my space heater.
You’re radiating so much warmth, it’s like having my space heater. Perfect for curing this chill.
Feeling a little out of sorts… but seeing you perks me up. Especially that smile.
You seem strong enough to handle a little clinginess… a feverish person needs all the comfort they can get, right?

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General Fever Rizz Lines

This fever’s got nothing on the spark you just ignited in me.
Feeling a little out of it, but smitten by you.
Maybe this fever is a sign… a sign that we should get to know each other better.
Doc says rest is key. Maybe I can rest easy knowing you’re here?
Feeling a little under the weather, but your smile is the perfect pick-me-up.
This fever’s got me feeling out of sorts, but you perk me up.
Maybe this is a sign… a sign that we should hang out more when I’m feeling better.
Feeling a little weak, but just seeing you strengthens my resolve to get better.
Doc says rest is important, but all I want to do is chat with you.
This fever’s a real drag, but you make me forget all about it.

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Rhyming Fever Rizz Lines

Got a fever that’s got nothin’ on your desire? Cure the chill with our Rhyming Fever Rizz Lines!

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This fever’s got me feeling low, but seeing you makes my spirits glow.
My head is pounding, my throat is sore, but next to you, I wouldn’t want anything more.
This sickness may linger, but your presence makes my heart sing a little stronger.
Doc says fluids are key, but all I crave is a conversation with you if you agree.
This fever’s a drag, but you brighten my day like a beautiful flag.
This fever’s a bore, but you light up my world like a meteor shower.
My head feels like lead, but with you by my side, I feel like I could happily tread.
This sickness may linger, but your presence makes my heart sing a joyful jingle.
This fever’s a bummer, but you make my heart hum a happy summer.
My body aches and groans, but seeing your smile makes my spirit own its happy thrones.
This sickness may linger, but your presence makes my heart sing a joyful finger.
Soup and rest won’t suffice, all I crave is your sparkling eyes.
This cough is a plight, but you make everything feel alright.