Best Mormon Rizz Lines | Romantic, Funny And Dirty

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Single in the SLC? Want to find your Eternal Sunshine (without the awkward silence)? 

Look no further! This guide is bursting with Mormon Rizz Lines – from cute and flirty to laugh-out-loud funny.  

Get ready to charm those Elders, impress the Relief Society sisters, and find your forever temple partner.  

Let’s get this Mormon Mingle started! 

Mormon Romantic Rizz Up Lines

Discover divine connections with our top Mormon Romantic Rizz Up Lines. Perfect your heavenly approach & find your eternal companion. Start here

You must be the Book of Mormon, because I’m finding you very fulfilling.
Is your name Faith? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
They say the Liahona always points you in the right direction. Well, mine seems to be leading me right to you.
I wasn’t sure about believing in love at first sight, but then you walked in, and now I’m starting to see the light.
You have the kind of smile that makes me want to attend every single Young Singles activity night.
Would you like to grab some smoothies after church? We can discuss the gospel or just get to know each other better. Up to you, my future Elder.
Did you come here with an angel because you look like one?
You must be the Book of Mormon because I’m finding you very fulfilling.
I was wondering if you knew the scripture about finding your eternal companion. Because I think I might have just found mine.
I’m not sure what’s more impressive, your knowledge of the scriptures or your stunning smile.
You radiate so much positive energy, it makes me want to attend every single Elders Quorum meeting.
They say Heavenly Father has a plan for everyone. Well, mine involves getting to know you better.
I was hoping to find my testimony strengthened at church today, but you’ve become the highlight of my service.
Is your name Charity? Because you seem like the most kind and giving person I’ve ever met.
I brought an extra Book of Mormon. Would you like to study the scriptures together sometime?
They say the Book of Mormon is a testament of Jesus Christ. Well, you’re a testament to the beauty he created.
I’m not sure what’s more inspiring, your devotion to your faith or your captivating personality.
I know the sacrament is a sacred ordinance, but sharing a smile with you feels pretty darn holy too.

Mormon Funny Rizz Lines

Dive into the quirky world of Mormon funny Rizz lines! With a decade of penning charming ice-breakers, I’ve curated a collection that’s guaranteed to spark smiles and connections. 

Get ready to laugh and swoon with lines that blend faith, fun, and flair!

Hey, did you pack enough scriptures? Because I have a feeling we’re going to be here a while talking.
Is your name Virtue? Because you’re making me seriously reconsider my temple recommend status.
I just got back from my mission, and let me tell you, you’re way more interesting than spreading the good word.
They say BYU has the strictest honor code, but I think I’m willing to break it just to get to know you better.
On a scale of 1 to Elder Price, how excited are you to get some ice cream after FHE?
I’m not sure what’s brighter, your future or your smile.
Did we meet in the Celestial Room? Because you look heavenly.
I’m not sure what’s brighter, your future, or your smile.
I think I need to call my bishop. Because after seeing you, I’m pretty sure I’ve found a sin I need to confess.
I know modesty is important, but would it be a sin to ask for your number?
I know gossip isn’t Christlike, but I can’t help but tell everyone how amazing you are.
Is it a sin to think someone looks this good in a Sunday dress?
I know family home evening is important, but I’d much rather spend some time getting to know you.
You’re so beautiful, you must be against the Word of Wisdom because you’re taking my breath away.
You’re hotter than a plate of funeral potatoes after a long stake conference.
Let’s be honest, the cultural hall dance floor isn’t big enough for both of us to shine. How about we grab some frozen yogurt after?
I know modesty is important, but your smile is a missionary work in itself.

Best Mormon Pickup Lines

Dive into the world of Mormon humor with our latest collection of top-tier Mormon pickup lines! 

Perfect for sparking that divine connection, our handpicked lines blend faith, fun, and flirtation seamlessly. 

Get ready to impress with heavenly charm!

So, are you here for the service, or are you just looking for an Elder to mingle with?
I know the sacrament is supposed to be the holiest part of the service, but you’re giving it some serious competition.
Maybe it’s the Holy Spirit, but I have a feeling we’re supposed to talk.
Hey, I brought enough CTR rings to share. Wanna wear one with me?
I lost my scriptures. Can I borrow yours… and maybe your number?
Hey, I noticed you singing extra loud in hymns. Wanna practice our harmonies over coffee sometime?
The only thing brighter than the temple lights is your smile.
I know the purpose of Seminary is to learn, but you’re definitely distracting me in the best way possible.
Is your name Relief Society? Because you’re a relief from all the boredom I’ve been feeling lately.
I might need some help with my family history. Think you could be my family’s newest member?

Mormon Dirty Rizz Lines

Unleash a sizzling twist on spirituality with our sizzling selection of Mormon-inspired Rizz lines! 

Tailored for those who like a dash of daring with their devotion, these lines guarantee a flirtatious fun that’s simply divine. 

Ready to turn up the heat?

They say the temple is a sacred place, but you’re making me want to break a commandment or two.
Is your name Eve? Because you’re making me seriously reconsider that whole forbidden fruit thing.
Maybe it’s the Holy Spirit, but I’m feeling a very earthly connection right now.
They say coffee is against the Word of Wisdom, but you’re definitely giving me a different kind of buzz.
You’re so captivating, I might need a priesthood blessing to resist you.

Bonus Extra Mormon Lines

Hey, I noticed you volunteering at the YSA activity.  Maybe we can continue serving the community together sometime?
The Book of Mormon talks about gathering scattered Israel. Well, consider yourself gathered… for conversation at least.
Is your name Charity because you seem like the most kind and giving person I’ve ever met?   Maybe we can share some service opportunities?
Is your name Relief Society? Because you’re a relief from the boredom I’ve been feeling lately.
They say mutual is for finding friends, but you’re making it hard to be friends.
This activity seems fun, but I wouldn’t mind getting to know you better one-on-one sometime.
They say the veil is thin between the seen and unseen. Well, you’re a sight to behold, and I’d love to get to know the person behind the beautiful face.
They say the veil is thin between the seen and unseen. You’re a sight to behold, and I’d love to get to know the person behind the beautiful face.

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