Best 69 Cheesy Christmas Rizz Pickup Lines For Everyone

Ho ho ho, mistletoes, and more! Deck the halls with boughs of holly, but also deck yourself out with the Best Christmas Rizz Pickup Lines this season!   

Feeling a little shy? We got you! From Funny Christmas Pickup Lines to Romantic Christmas Rizz Lines, we have something for every flirting style.   

Want to get a little naughty? Check out our Dirty Christmas Tree Pickup Lines. Looking for lines specifically to charm Her or Him? 

We’ve got you covered!  Need something quick and cute? Our One-Liner Christmas Rizz Pickup Lines are perfect. Feeling cheesy? 

We have the Cheesiest Christmas Pickup Lines that’ll get a laugh (or a groan). And for the romantics at heart, our Cute Christmas Rizz Up Lines will melt their hearts faster than a snowman in July! 

Get ready to jingle to their hearts with these hilarious, heartwarming, and unforgettable Christmas pick-up lines!

Best Christmas Rizz Pickup Lines

1. Forget mistletoe, this place needs holly berries. Because with a smile like that, a kiss is inevitable.
2. They say Santa brings joy, but you’re making a stronger case for hot cocoa by the fireplace.
3. You must be working for Elf Security. Nobody that merry should be allowed out unsupervised.
4. I wasn’t sure what to ask Santa for this year, but seeing you definitely tops the list.
5. Maybe decorating sugar cookies isn’t so bad after all, especially if I get to steal a kiss under the frosting with you.

1. Egg nog or spiked hot chocolate? Let’s find out what kind of naughty you are this Christmas.
2. Forget carols, the only soundtrack I need tonight is the sound of your laughter.
3. I think I just found my own personal Christmas miracle. Can I buy you a drink to celebrate?
4. This holiday season, all I want for Christmas is you wrapped up in a cozy blanket by my side.
5. Forget caroling, I’d rather serenade you with bad Christmas puns all night long. Deal?
6. Feeling more lost than Buddy the Elf in New York City. Can you be my compass this Christmas season?

Funny Christmas Pickup Lines

1. Is Santa jealous? Because you’re definitely stealing the show tonight!
2. My gingerbread man costume must be working – you’re the cutest cookie I’ve ever seen!
3. Forget the fruitcake, you’re the sweetest thing under the mistletoe this year. Care to share a kiss?
4. My elf on the shelf is getting lonely. Think you could keep him company for a while?
5. Is Santa on strike? Because you’re the hottest gift I’ve seen all year.

1. Are you sure you’re not a runaway elf? You’re way too cute to be working here.
2. My fruitcake is a little dry this year. Think you could help me spice it up?
3. I’m lost in a winter wonderland of your beauty. Can you be my GPS this holiday season?
4. You’re making me feel hotter than a plate of Aunt Mildred’s fruitcake. Can I buy you a drink to cool things down?
5. Looks like I don’t need any mistletoe to steal a kiss from you. You’re making this holiday season extra merry!
6. Feeling more lost than an Elf on a Shelf who fell behind the couch. Can you be my guide for the night?

Romantic Christmas Rizz Lines

1. The carols are lovely, but the sound of your laughter is my favorite Christmas music. Can I hear more over some hot cocoa?
2. Standing under the mistletoe feels overrated. How about we create our magic under the twinkling lights?
3. They say Christmas lights are magical, but you’re putting them all to shame with your smile.
4. Forget the reindeer games, darling. You’re the only reason my heart is racing this Christmas.
5. Christmas cookies are delicious, but you’re definitely the sweetest treat I’ve seen all season.

1. You have a warmth that rivals the best Christmas sweater. Mind if I steal some of your glow for a bit?
2. The Christmas lights twinkle, but they pale in comparison to your smile. Can I get to know the person behind that dazzling light?
3. Looking at you makes me understand the true meaning of “merry and bright.” Would you like to spread some holiday cheer with me sometime?
4. Among all the twinkling decorations, you’re the only ornament that truly catches my eye. Would you like to share a dance?
5. Snowflakes are falling, but you’re making my heart melt faster. Can I buy you a drink and hear your Christmas wishes?
6. This party is filled with cheer, but you’re the reason my heart feels truly merry. Can I walk you home?

Dirty Christmas Tree Pickup Lines

1. You’re the mistletoe I’ve been waiting for all season. Care to spice up this Christmas tradition?
2. I’m not sure what’s hotter, the fireplace or the way you’re lighting up the room. Maybe we can find out together?
3. You’re definitely topping my naughty list this year. Care to join me for some post-Christmas cheer?
4. The only ornament I want under my tree this year is you. Let’s ditch this party and find a more private spot to exchange gifts.

1. They say Christmas trees get fuller closer to the holidays. Mind if I help you decorate in a more personal way?
2. Forget the star on top, you’re the real prize this Christmas. How about we find a more private corner to get tangled up?
3. My jingle bells are jingling for you. You’re making this Santa wish for a very different kind of present.
4. Looking a little prickly tonight. Maybe I can help you unwind and loosen up those needles 😉
5. I’m starting to think you’re the reason chimneys get clogged every year. You’re simply irresistible!

Christmas Rizz Lines For Her

1. You’re prettier than a sugar plum dancing on a fairy’s tongue. Can I steal a taste (of conversation) with you under the mistletoe?
2. Forget baking cookies for Santa, I’d rather spend all night creating memories with you.
3. Christmas cheer is everywhere, but you’re the only gift I truly want under the tree. Let’s hope Santa can work some holiday miracles!
4. You’re the missing piece to my perfectly wrapped Christmas present. Mind if I help you unwrap and see what’s inside? 
5. This Christmas tree is decorated beautifully, but you outshine every ornament on it.

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Christmas Pickup Lines For Him

1. They say caroling brings good cheer, but you’re making my heart sing a whole new melody. How about we find a quieter spot to harmonize?
2. The fireplace is roaring, but you’re the one setting my heart ablaze. Care to join me for a chat (and maybe a marshmallow roast)?
3. Feeling more lost than Buddy the Elf in New York City. Can you be my compass for the night?
4. You wrap presents better than anyone, but can you wrap your arms around me for a bit? The mistletoe seems a little shy.
5. Looking for a new stocking stuffer this year? How about a mistletoe kiss? 😉
6. Forget the carols, I’d rather listen to the rhythm of your laugh all night.

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One-Liner Christmas Rizz Pickup Lines

1. Forget the reindeer, you’re the reason I’m dashing through the snow.
2. Among all the twinkling lights, you’re the only ornament I see.
3. Apparently, all I want for Christmas is you.
4. The fireplace is roaring, but you’re setting my heart ablaze.
5. Maybe I should ask Santa for you under the mistletoe this year.
6. You’re making even Scrooge want to sing carols. How about we spread some cheer? 

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Cheesy Christmas Pickup Lines

1. Are you a snowman? Because I’ve fallen for you! (
2. I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, but you’re making it feel like a heatwave!
3. My love for you is like Santa’s bag – endless and full of surprises!
4. Can I hang you on my Christmas tree? You’re the perfect ornament!
5. Let’s build a snowman together and maybe steal a snowball kiss!
6. You’re so merry and bright, you could light up a whole Christmas tree!
7. My heart is going ‘ba-rum-pum-pum’ like a little drummer boy. Is it because of the eggnog, or is it you?

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Cute Christmas Rizz Up Lines

1. You’re so cute, you could melt the Grinch’s heart!
2. Among all the twinkling decorations, you’re the only ornament that truly catches my eye.
3. Is your name Jingle Bells? Because you look like you go all the way to steal my heart!
4. They say Christmas cookies bring good luck. Well, you’re definitely the luckiest charm I’ve seen all season.
5. Among all the twinkling lights, you’re the brightest star shining tonight.
6. Seems Santa isn’t the only one delivering gifts tonight. You’re giving me the gift of a beautiful smile.